In what can only be described as peak parenting fail, 27-year-old Brook McDaniel is facing child abuse charges after her 22-month-old toddler showed up sporting a fresh “party dot” tattoo. While authorities described the home as “deplorable,” Mom’s defense was truly Olympic-level: the baby allegedly “walked up and stuck his arm in the way of her tattoo gun.” Because nothing says quality family time like matching ink and questionable life choices.

Mom charged with child abuse after toddler found with tattoo in ‘deplorable’ home: cops