Move over, Michelin-star restaurants — this bear just discovered the ultimate early-morning all-you-can-eat buffet on a random porch in New Mexico. The Red River Marshal’s Office shared footage of the chonky legend absolutely demolishing bird seed like it was an open bar at 3 a.m. They even joked he left a glowing 5-star review: “Great service. Zero effort. Will return.”
Bear caught on camera enjoying ‘all-you-can-eat’ bird seed ‘buffet’
