In a plot twist straight out of a fishy horror-comedy, a goldfish in China decided "head? I don't need no stinkin' head!" and kept cruising its tank like a headless chicken—except underwater and way more chill. Necrotic tissue, pecking tankmates, and a brain that's...
Picture this: In the heart of Madison Square Garden, heavyweight boxer Jarrell Miller is trading blows with Kingsley Ibeh like they're auditioning for a slapstick comedy. Midway through round two, a wild punch from Ibeh sends Miller's head snapping back, and—poof!—his...
Picture this: It's 2029, the calendar says "term limits who?", and Donald Trump is still tweeting from the Oval Office in gold-plated font, casually dropping hints like confetti that maybe—just maybe—the 22nd Amendment was more of a suggestion than a rule. In a...
Ryanair CEO Michael O'Leary: the man who saw "safety regulations" and thought, "challenge accepted!" Over the years he's pitched genius ideas like paid toilets (because nothing screams luxury like a €1 pee), standing-only flights (free calf workout!), a "fat tax" for...
Forget bears or wolves—Wisconsin's real apex predators are a gang of puffed-up wild turkeys turning suburban streets into a feathered turf war zone. These holiday mascots gone rogue are blocking traffic, causing fender-benders, and straight-up chasing kids and mail...
Welcome to Dearborn, Michigan—where crime now gets greeted by flying robot hall monitors straight out of a sci-fi budget sequel! Police "Drone as First Responder" hives (courtesy of Skydio) pop open like dystopian beehives, launching quadcopters faster than you can...
