Winner pays $9 million in charity auction for a private lunch with Warren Buffett and Stephen Curry

Move over, boring charity galas — someone just dropped $9 million for a private lunch with Warren Buffett and Stephen Curry. Yes, the Oracle of Omaha and the baby-faced assassin are teaming up to serve investment advice with a side of three-pointers. The anonymous...

Scientists Say $600,000 Lab-Grown “T-Rex Leather” Handbag Is Actually Something Laughable

A luxury brand dropped a $600,000 handbag they called “lab-grown T-Rex leather” and scientists took one look and said, “Bro, that’s mostly chicken.” Yes, the fearsome dinosaur purse turned out to be more nugget than nightmare. Jurassic Park meets KFC in the most...

Robophobic Airline Bans Humanoid Robots From Flights After Disruption

Southwest Airlines has officially become the first carrier to say “no robots allowed” after passengers kept trying to bring their humanoid buddies on board. One guy bought his 3.5-foot robot its own seat like it was a emotional support android. Flying just got a whole...

Mayor Eats His Words After Admitting He’s Delegating Work to 11 AI Agents

The mayor of Vancouver casually admitted he has “11 AI agents” doing a lot of his work, then immediately hit the panic button when people freaked out. In record time he walked it back harder than a politician caught with cookies before dinner. Nothing suspicious here,...

Visiting Museums May Slow Your Biological Aging, Study Finds

Forget the gym membership you’ll cancel in February. The hottest new anti-aging hack is apparently wandering around museums like a cultured zombie, staring at old paintings until your cells start acting younger. Doctors in Canada have been “prescribing” art, and now...

Scientists Say Test Subjects Were Able to Quit Smoking After They Blasted Their Brains With a Huge Magnet

Quitting smoking is hard. So hard that scientists finally said “screw it” and started firing giant magnets directly into people’s brains. The results? Smokers cut down significantly. Turns out the best way to stop craving nicotine is to have your decision-making...

Scientists Say They’ve Invented a Serum That Activates a Dormant Ability to Regrow Lost Limbs in Mammals

Salamanders have been showing off their limb-regrowing superpower for millions of years while we humans just cry over missing fingers. Now scientists have cooked up a serum that wakes up that hidden ability in mammals. Finally, humanity is catching up to glorified...

Jibachi Senbei – Japan’s Unique Wasp-Infused Crackers

Looking for a snack that says “I make terrible decisions”? Try Jibachi Senbei — savory Japanese crackers generously stuffed with whole dried digger wasps. They smell like fish food, taste vaguely of burnt raisins, and are apparently popular with brave seniors. Protein...

Trump Says a New Drug Can Bring Dead People Back to Life

In a press conference that sounded less like a State of the Union and more like the trailer for Weekend at Bernie’s 3: Presidential Edition, Donald Trump casually dropped the biggest medical bombshell since penicillin: a miracle drug that brings dead people back to...

Harvey Weinstein rape trial ends in mistrial after jury deadlocked

Harvey Weinstein’s New York rape retrial has ended in yet another mistrial, marking his third swing and miss at the same case. At this point the justice system isn’t stuck in a loop — it’s doing the full Groundhog Day director’s cut. The man has been tried more times...
Biblical Diet Trend Takes Healthy Eating to a Whole New Level

Biblical Diet Trend Takes Healthy Eating to a Whole New Level

Forget keto, paleo, or Mediterranean — the hot new diet is Biblical Eating, where you only consume foods mentioned in scripture. Influencers are out here preaching that sin entered through food, so now they fight the devil with locusts, manna, and whatever Jesus was...

Visiting Museums May Slow Your Biological Aging, Study Finds

Visiting Museums May Slow Your Biological Aging, Study Finds

Forget the gym membership you’ll cancel in February. The hottest new anti-aging hack is apparently wandering around museums like a cultured zombie, staring at old paintings until your cells start acting younger. Doctors in Canada have been “prescribing” art, and now...