Trump Says a New Drug Can Bring Dead People Back to Life

In a press conference that sounded less like a State of the Union and more like the trailer for Weekend at Bernie’s 3: Presidential Edition, Donald Trump casually dropped the biggest medical bombshell since penicillin: a miracle drug that brings dead people back to...

Harvey Weinstein rape trial ends in mistrial after jury deadlocked

Harvey Weinstein’s New York rape retrial has ended in yet another mistrial, marking his third swing and miss at the same case. At this point the justice system isn’t stuck in a loop — it’s doing the full Groundhog Day director’s cut. The man has been tried more times...

China’s ‘Ageless Actor’ Is 40 Years Old, Doesn’t Look a Day Over 12

Meet Hou Xiang, China’s 40-year-old “ageless actor” who looks like he just got out of sixth grade detention. Born premature and stopped developing around age nine, he’s spent his entire adult life being asked what school he goes to. While most people fight wrinkles,...

Biblical Diet Trend Takes Healthy Eating to a Whole New Level

Forget keto, paleo, or Mediterranean — the hot new diet is Biblical Eating, where you only consume foods mentioned in scripture. Influencers are out here preaching that sin entered through food, so now they fight the devil with locusts, manna, and whatever Jesus was...

Mom charged with child abuse after toddler found with tattoo in ‘deplorable’ home: cops

In what can only be described as peak parenting fail, 27-year-old Brook McDaniel is facing child abuse charges after her 22-month-old toddler showed up sporting a fresh “party dot” tattoo. While authorities described the home as “deplorable,” Mom’s defense was truly...

Bear caught on camera enjoying ‘all-you-can-eat’ bird seed ‘buffet’

Move over, Michelin-star restaurants — this bear just discovered the ultimate early-morning all-you-can-eat buffet on a random porch in New Mexico. The Red River Marshal’s Office shared footage of the chonky legend absolutely demolishing bird seed like it was an open...

Waymo Admits Its Robotaxis Have a Small Issue With Driving Into Floodwaters

In an impressive display of artificial stupidity, Waymo is recalling nearly 4,000 robotaxis after one confidently drove straight into floodwaters like it was auditioning for a Fast & Furious sequel. The self-driving car apparently thought “puddle” meant “splash...

18 Of The Most Controversial Cannes Red Carpet Looks That Are Now Banned

Cannes Film Festival has finally had enough of the chaos. After years of naked dresses, mile-long trains causing traffic jams, and sheer outfits that left little to the imagination, organizers dropped strict new “decency and efficiency” rules. Security can now turn...

Trump’s health in the spotlight again as he undergoes another health check

President Trump is heading for yet another physical, because apparently even he wants to make sure the 80-year-old in the Oval Office is still running on premium fuel. Between claiming he feels “literally the same” as 50 years ago and admitting his daily workout lasts...

Unitree Shows Off Fully Functional Mecha Suit

President Trump is heading for yet another physical, because apparently even he wants to make sure the 80-year-old in the Oval Office is still running on premium fuel. Between claiming he feels “literally the same” as 50 years ago and admitting his daily workout lasts...
Biblical Diet Trend Takes Healthy Eating to a Whole New Level

Biblical Diet Trend Takes Healthy Eating to a Whole New Level

Forget keto, paleo, or Mediterranean — the hot new diet is Biblical Eating, where you only consume foods mentioned in scripture. Influencers are out here preaching that sin entered through food, so now they fight the devil with locusts, manna, and whatever Jesus was...

Japan Deploying Combat Drones Made of Cardboard

Japan Deploying Combat Drones Made of Cardboard

In a move that screams “we watched too many MacGyver reruns,” Japan just deployed combat drones made almost entirely of cardboard. Yes, the same stuff your Amazon packages arrive in is now flying around with a mission. While the rest of the world sinks billions into...