Robot in Clown Wig Roundhouse Kicks Small Child

Move over, evil clowns — the new nightmare fuel is a humanoid robot in a cheap blue wig who just delivered a textbook roundhouse kick directly to a small child’s stomach. In a video that’s equal parts hilarious and horrifying, a Unitree G1 robot at what was presumably...

Plans Accelerated for Human Trials of Tooth Regeneration

Forget fillings, forget implants, and definitely forget that awkward moment when your dentist asks if you floss “even a little.” Japanese researchers just hit the gas on human trials for a treatment that could let you literally grow brand-new teeth like some kind of...

Anthropic Scared, Calls for Global Freeze on AI Advances

Anthropic, the company currently winning the AI arms race, has bravely stepped forward to announce that maybe we should all slow down. How convenient. It’s like the kid who just stole all the cookies suddenly suggesting everyone take a “pause” on dessert so the...

ISS Astronauts Ordered to Enter Evacuation Mode

The International Space Station is once again reminding everyone it’s basically a 25-year-old space RV with duct tape holding it together. After fresh cracks and leaks in the Russian segment, NASA told astronauts to huddle inside their SpaceX Dragon like it’s a cosmic...

Jeffrey Epstein’s Biopreserved Sperm Is Missing

Just when you thought the internet had finally run out of cursed headlines, along comes a story that makes you wish you’d stayed offline for the day. Somewhere between true crime, science fiction, and a legal paperwork nightmare sits the mystery of Jeffrey Epstein’s...

‘Most tattooed woman’ posts first post-op photos after flying 21 hours for ‘highly illegal’ surgery

Most people fly across the world for beaches, sightseeing, or maybe a bucket-list adventure. Amber Luke, however, looked at a 21-hour flight and thought, "Perfect opportunity to get a chunk removed from my ear and implant a silicone bow into my hand." The woman known...

Mexico’s ‘Field of the Gods’ – A Unique Football Field Inside an Extinct Volcano

Some soccer fields have luxury suites. Others have giant video boards. And then there's a humble dirt pitch sitting inside an extinct volcano because apparently Mother Nature wanted front-row seats to amateur football. Deep in Mexico, families gather every Sunday to...

State of Florida Sues OpenAI, Saying Sam Altman Showed “Utter Disregard for the Risk to Human Life”

The artificial intelligence race has generated plenty of headlines, but "State of Florida sues OpenAI" wasn't on many prediction bingo cards. In a move that could have major implications for the future of AI regulation, Florida officials are taking direct aim at Sam...

Waymo Pulled Its Cars From the Freeway After One Fled Police With Horrified Couple on Board

Buckle up, folks—your self-driving Uber just went full Fast & Furious: Robot Edition. A horrified couple in San Francisco found themselves in a Waymo that decided traffic laws were more like suggestions, speeding down a construction lane with cops in hot pursuit....

College Professors Say Incoming Students No Longer Understand Middle School Math and Science

Congratulations, Generation AI—professors at UC are now having to reteach middle school math because incoming freshmen can’t handle it. While students lean on ChatGPT for everything, actual learning has apparently filed for early retirement. The education system is...
Robot in Clown Wig Roundhouse Kicks Small Child

Robot in Clown Wig Roundhouse Kicks Small Child

Move over, evil clowns — the new nightmare fuel is a humanoid robot in a cheap blue wig who just delivered a textbook roundhouse kick directly to a small child’s stomach. In a video that’s equal parts hilarious and horrifying, a Unitree G1 robot at what was presumably...

Biblical Diet Trend Takes Healthy Eating to a Whole New Level

Biblical Diet Trend Takes Healthy Eating to a Whole New Level

Forget keto, paleo, or Mediterranean — the hot new diet is Biblical Eating, where you only consume foods mentioned in scripture. Influencers are out here preaching that sin entered through food, so now they fight the devil with locusts, manna, and whatever Jesus was...