It’s Time to Ask the Uncomfortable Question: Is Robot Slavery Bad?

Picture this: You're sipping your ethically sourced oat milk latte, scrolling past yet another Elon tweet about his army of tireless humanoid bots, when it hits you like a Roomba to the shin—wait, are we about to build empires on the backs of machines that don't even...

Ring’s “Orwellian” Ad Was the Worst Super Bowl Disaster Since Kendall Jenner Handed the Cops a Pepsi

Remember when Pepsi thought solving police brutality with a soda handoff was peak marketing genius? Yeah, hold my dystopian doorbell—Amazon's Ring just dropped a Super Bowl ad so tone-deaf it made that Kendall fiasco look like a sensitivity training video. Their...

Buy a Gold Smartphone Case, Get an iPhone 17 Max for Free!

In a plot twist nobody saw coming (except maybe ancient pharaohs), JD.com flipped the script: instead of "buy phone, get cheap case," it's "drop enough gold to buy a small yacht on a phone case, get the actual flagship iPhone thrown in for free!" We're talking solid...

This Breakthrough Injectable Can Reprogram Your Cells—To Regrow Parts of Your Body

Aging knees creaking like an old pirate ship? ACL screaming from that one pickup basketball game in 2018? Stanford scientists just dropped the sci-fi glow-up we've all been waiting for: a simple injection that tells your cells, "Hey, remember when you were young and...

Police Stop Homeless Person on Benefits Driving a $250,000 Ferrari

Imagine cruising down a French highway at 155 mph in a screaming red Ferrari Portofino, wind in your hair, vibes immaculate—only for the cops to pull you over and discover you're officially "homeless" with zero income, collecting welfare like it's a side hustle. This...

‘Overwhelmed’ Preschool Teacher Gives Kids Laxatives So She Could Send Them Home

Picture this: a daycare teacher so "overwhelmed" by a room full of tiny tots that her genius solution is turning chewable laxatives into "candy" bribes, giving the kids explosive diarrhea just to trigger the 24-hour sick rule and clock out early. Parents spent weeks...

Over 5,000 cold-stunned iguanas removed in two days during state’s record freeze

Only in Florida: temps drop to record lows, and suddenly thousands of invasive green iguanas turn into frozen lawn ornaments, plummeting out of trees like scaly hailstones in a bizarre winter apocalypse. Residents went full bounty hunter, scooping up over 5,000...

One Dietary Supplement Was Found to Reduce Aggression by Up to 28%

Forget anger management classes or counting to ten—scientists say popping omega-3 fish oil capsules could dial down your inner rage monster by as much as 28%, turning hotheads into chill vibes across dozens of studies. From kids to adults, reactive outbursts to...

Olympic medal winner confesses to cheating on girlfriend during live TV interview moments after big win

Picture this: You've just snagged a shiny bronze at the Winter Olympics, the crowd's roaring, your country's proud... and instead of yelling "I did it for Norway!" you drop the mic with the ultimate overshare: "Hey world, I cheated on the love of my life three months...

Flying Pig Leaves Entire Village without Electricity

In a plot twist that finally makes "when pigs fly" literal, a Chinese farmer strapped a live pig to a massive drone for the ultimate shortcut to the slaughterhouse. Spoiler: the drone said "nah," got tangled in high-voltage lines, dangled the poor porker like a piñata...
Boxer Jarrell Miller’s hairpiece pops off during fight

Boxer Jarrell Miller’s hairpiece pops off during fight

Picture this: In the heart of Madison Square Garden, heavyweight boxer Jarrell Miller is trading blows with Kingsley Ibeh like they're auditioning for a slapstick comedy. Midway through round two, a wild punch from Ibeh sends Miller's head snapping back, and—poof!—his...

Desperate Man Severs His Own Foot to Get into Medical School

Desperate Man Severs His Own Foot to Get into Medical School

Picture this: a young Indian guy so desperate to become a doctor that he skips the brutal NEET exam prep, grabs some anesthetics, and performs DIY amputation surgery in a field like he's starring in the world's most unhinged medical drama. Forget studying harder—Suraj...

Buy a Gold Smartphone Case, Get an iPhone 17 Max for Free!

Buy a Gold Smartphone Case, Get an iPhone 17 Max for Free!

In a plot twist nobody saw coming (except maybe ancient pharaohs), JD.com flipped the script: instead of "buy phone, get cheap case," it's "drop enough gold to buy a small yacht on a phone case, get the actual flagship iPhone thrown in for free!" We're talking solid...