Novo Nordisk Furious at $49 Knockoff Ozempic Pill

Novo Nordisk, the once-untouchable king of the weight-loss empire, is having a full-blown meltdown because Hims & Hers just dropped a budget knockoff of their precious Wegovy pill for a measly $49 (before it sneakily climbs to $99). The pharma giant is screaming...

Crotch enhancements: The latest controversy at the Winter Olympics

Picture this: Winter Olympics chaos before the torch even lights, thanks to whispers of ski jumpers injecting acid serum straight into their junk for extra "lift"—not the bedroom kind, but the aerodynamic glide-farther kind. Dubbed "Crotchgate" faster than you can say...

NASA Tracking Plane-Sized Asteroid Approaching Earth Tomorrow

NASA's got its eyes glued to a 100-foot space rock nicknamed "2026 CC" barreling toward us at a zippy 22,000 mph, set to buzz by tomorrow at about 379,000 miles—roughly moon-plus-a-bit distance. No need to panic-buy canned goods just yet; it's not hitting us, but it's...

This Backpack Lightens Its Own Load

Forget gym gains—Chinese scientists just invented a backpack that basically gives its contents the silent treatment while you walk. This genius prototype uses springs, rods, and a tiny electromagnetic dampener (powered by basically nothing) to cancel out the annoying...

Russian Startup Allegedly Uses Brain Implants to Turn Pigeons into Surveillance Drones

In a plot twist straight out of a bad spy movie crossed with a pigeon fancier's fever dream, a plucky Moscow startup has decided that the future of surveillance isn't sleek quadcopters—it's feathered friends with felony vibes. Meet Neiry's cyborg pigeons: ordinary...

Desperate Man Severs His Own Foot to Get into Medical School

Picture this: a young Indian guy so desperate to become a doctor that he skips the brutal NEET exam prep, grabs some anesthetics, and performs DIY amputation surgery in a field like he's starring in the world's most unhinged medical drama. Forget studying harder—Suraj...

Woman Suffers Stroke After Cracking Her Neck to Relieve Tension

We’ve all done it—tilted the head, heard that satisfying crack, and felt like a temporary chiropractor god. But poor KayLynne Felthager took "popping your neck" to catastrophic new heights when her casual stretch turned into an artery-tearing disaster, a blinding...

The World’s Fastest Elevator Has a Top Speed of 47 Miles per Hour

Buckle up (or don't, because you're already strapped in a pressurized capsule hurtling upward at highway speeds) for the Guangzhou CTF Financial Centre's insane elevators that blast you from lobby to 95th floor in 43 seconds flat—topping out at a blistering 47 mph....

Donald Trump alludes to staying on as president past second term

Picture this: It's 2029, the calendar says "term limits who?", and Donald Trump is still tweeting from the Oval Office in gold-plated font, casually dropping hints like confetti that maybe—just maybe—the 22nd Amendment was more of a suggestion than a rule. In a...

Goldfish Miraculously Survives for Two Weeks Despite Literally Losing Its Head

In a plot twist straight out of a fishy horror-comedy, a goldfish in China decided "head? I don't need no stinkin' head!" and kept cruising its tank like a headless chicken—except underwater and way more chill. Necrotic tissue, pecking tankmates, and a brain that's...
Boxer Jarrell Miller’s hairpiece pops off during fight

Boxer Jarrell Miller’s hairpiece pops off during fight

Picture this: In the heart of Madison Square Garden, heavyweight boxer Jarrell Miller is trading blows with Kingsley Ibeh like they're auditioning for a slapstick comedy. Midway through round two, a wild punch from Ibeh sends Miller's head snapping back, and—poof!—his...

Desperate Man Severs His Own Foot to Get into Medical School

Desperate Man Severs His Own Foot to Get into Medical School

Picture this: a young Indian guy so desperate to become a doctor that he skips the brutal NEET exam prep, grabs some anesthetics, and performs DIY amputation surgery in a field like he's starring in the world's most unhinged medical drama. Forget studying harder—Suraj...

Novo Nordisk Furious at $49 Knockoff Ozempic Pill

Novo Nordisk Furious at $49 Knockoff Ozempic Pill

Novo Nordisk, the once-untouchable king of the weight-loss empire, is having a full-blown meltdown because Hims & Hers just dropped a budget knockoff of their precious Wegovy pill for a measly $49 (before it sneakily climbs to $99). The pharma giant is screaming...

NASA Tracking Plane-Sized Asteroid Approaching Earth Tomorrow

NASA Tracking Plane-Sized Asteroid Approaching Earth Tomorrow

NASA's got its eyes glued to a 100-foot space rock nicknamed "2026 CC" barreling toward us at a zippy 22,000 mph, set to buzz by tomorrow at about 379,000 miles—roughly moon-plus-a-bit distance. No need to panic-buy canned goods just yet; it's not hitting us, but it's...