In a plot twist nobody saw coming except maybe the ghost of 1999, Logan Paul just flipped his blinged-out Pikachu Illustrator card for a cool $16.5 million—proving once again that if you wait long enough, childhood obsessions become adult lottery tickets. The...
Picture this: In the heart of Madison Square Garden, heavyweight boxer Jarrell Miller is trading blows with Kingsley Ibeh like they're auditioning for a slapstick comedy. Midway through round two, a wild punch from Ibeh sends Miller's head snapping back, and—poof!—his...
Imagine Barack Obama, the guy who once promised hope and change, now casually dropping the biggest mic on extraterrestrial life since E.T. phoned home. In a podcast speed round (because nothing says "lightning round" like confirming aliens are real while sipping tea...
Finally, science tackles the question humanity has been too embarrassed to ask out loud: How many toots per day is "normal"? University of Maryland geniuses have invented Smart Underwear—a high-tech wedgie detector that snaps onto your undies and counts every...
In the heart of Texas, where "drill baby drill" meets "playground peril," a former fracking waste hauler is spilling the radioactive tea: he used to dump glowing sludge on fields that are now under a shiny new elementary school where 500 kids chase kickballs over what...
Imagine if the government health campaign decided the best way to fight obesity was to channel a fever-dream Rocky montage starring a 72-year-old conspiracy theorist and a mullet-wearing rock star. Enter HHS Secretary RFK Jr. and Kid Rock, shirtless and sweating in a...
