Category: Too Intense for You

Picture this: Jeff Bezos, fresh off buying another yacht the size of Delaware, proudly unveils a...

Meet Nick Norwitz, the Harvard-Oxford PhD who looked at fasting, looked at sardines, and said “Why...

Move over human criminals, 2025 was the year America’s animals said “hold my stolen strawberry ice...

Donald Trump, age 79 going on “perfectly normal,” proudly released an MRI memo...

In news that will shock exactly nobody who’s seen a single sci-fi movie, China just looked at its...

Meet Melissa, a 30-year-old mum who wakes up every morning feeling like she’s smuggling two...

Fifty-four years ago, a suave gentleman calling himself Dan Cooper hijacked a plane, demanded...

America—land of the free, home of the brave, and apparently official headquarters of airborne...

Forget the NBA—meet the new GOAT (Greatest Operative Android of All Time). A Chinese humanoid...

In news that will make every hypochondriac sleep with a bell in their coffin “just in case,” a...

In today’s episode of “2025 is a fever dream,” Nicki Minaj—certified Barb—swapped the pink wig for...

Somewhere in Illinois sits a 2001 Volvo S80 living its best sad-boy island life, stranded on a...