In a plot twist NASA probably didn’t pitch to Hollywood, an ISS crew got an unexpected early checkout because one astronaut needed a doctor’s appointment… in gravity. Four spacefarers—including fresh-faced first-timer Zena Cardman and veteran Mike Fincke—abruptly packed up, said goodbye to microgravity shenanigans, and rocketed home a month ahead of schedule via SpaceX splashdown. No details on the mystery ailment (privacy, baby!), but it’s stable, not emergency-level, and now the station’s running on a skeleton crew until reinforcements arrive. First medical evac in NASA’s 65-year history? Check. Proof that even in orbit, “I don’t feel so good” still ruins everyone’s plans—like the ultimate cosmic sick day.

WATCH: NASA Conducts First-Ever Medical Evacuation From The ISS