Ever dreamed of cheating death by turning your noggin into a fancy pickle jar that future tech nerds reboot like an old Windows PC? A neuroscientist survey says 40% think yeah, we might preserve your brain well enough to decode memories and maybe—even—upload you into a digital afterlife via whole brain emulation. We’re talking engrams, connectomes, and a shot at virtual immortality around 2125 for humans (worms get it by 2045, lucky slugs). Ethical nightmare? Philosophical dumpster fire? Sure. But hey, one day your preserved brain could be running Sims 47 as “you,” complaining about lag while your great-great-grandkids debate if it’s really still grandma. Death: now just a really long loading screen.

You Could Preserve Your Brain After You Die—And Resurrect Your Memories, Scientists Say