Quentin Tarantino woke up, chose violence, and decided Paul Dano single-handedly ruined There Will Be Blood because he’s apparently “weak sauce” and “the weakest f*****g actor in SAG.” The internet immediately blamed foot fetish drama (as one does), while Ben Stiller rolled up with the shortest, most savage defence in history: “Paul Dano is f-ing brilliant.” Somewhere Owen Wilson is sweating because Quentin also announced he “can’t stand” him now. Hollywood is basically a high-school cafeteria with Oscars and Tarantino just flipped the table.

Ben Stiller hits back after Quentin Tarantino slammed ‘weakest f*****g actor in Hollywood’