In what might be the most pathetic heist attempt of all time, a 29-year-old California man tried to burgle a building, fell through the roof, and got stuck inside a wall for ten straight hours. He went from aspiring criminal mastermind to human-sized rodent caught in insulation. Eventually, cops heard his sad little cries for help while grabbing morning coffee. Crime doesn’t pay — and sometimes it doesn’t even let you leave.

Alleged burglar rescued after reported break-in failure leaves him stuck inside wall for 10 hours