Elon Musk just looked at regular Earth data centers, said “cute,” and decided the only logical next step was to yeet a million building-sized solar satellites into orbit so AI can have unlimited juice. Because apparently regular servers aren’t extra enough. The “mini” version already makes Starship look like a pool noodle, and astronomers are somewhere between horrified and writing strongly-worded letters in the dark.
Elon Musk’s Orbital Data Centers Are Staggeringly Huge
