A mystery package arrived at a San Diego library containing a book due back in May 1980—yes, the year disco was still gasping its last breaths. The Incredible Journey (fitting title for a 46-year adventure) came with an anonymous note: “Sorry this is so late” and a smiley face. No late fees anymore, but the staff is keeping it as a dusty trophy. Moral of the story: it’s never too late to return that book you “borrowed” in high school… unless the library’s moved and you’re still using a flip phone.

Book returned to California library was nearly 46 years overdue