Picture this: a romantic fool thinks popping the question onstage at a Bootleg Rascal concert is peak romance, only for his girlfriend to yank him up like he’s a malfunctioning puppet, shake her head in horror, and bolt faster than a bad encore. The band, now viral therapists, swears off matchmaking gigs, while a Scooby-Doo costume awkwardly saves the day—because nothing says “eternal love” like cartoon intervention. Fans cringe-watch the footage, debating if it’s a publicity stunt or just the universe’s way of saying, “Read the room, mate!”

Band left mortified after public proposal at their gig goes horribly wrong in viral footage