Move over, beige, there’s a new kid on the colour wheel and his name is “Olo.” Scientists just strapped lasers to people’s eyeballs like it’s a discount spa day, zapped their retinas, and unlocked a hyper-saturated blue-green that apparently makes normal turquoise look like dishwater. Five brave souls (three of whom wrote the paper, because peer review is for cowards) now claim they’ve seen the impossible. The rest of us are stuck in the basic-bitch visible spectrum while these mad lads are out here perceiving the Matrix. Congratulations, humanity: we finally invented a colour that requires a PhD and possible blindness to enjoy.
