In the quest for a larger package, some men have embraced the bizarre trend of ‘jelqing.’ Picture this: lads massaging their semi-erect manhood in hopes of creating ‘micro-tears’ for supposed gains. Despite medical warnings, thousands are diving in, sharing their wacky routines on TikTok and Reddit.

But, hold your horses – this pursuit isn’t all fun and games. Doctors dub it ‘dangerous and pointless,’ cautioning against severe pain, scarring, and unintended consequences. The potential for an inch or two might not be worth the risk, as jelqing could lead to Peyronie’s disease and other serious health conditions.

So, before you join this peculiar party, remember that sometimes laughter is the best medicine – but in this case, maybe stick to the traditional kind. After all, a ‘complete waste of a guy’s time’ might just be the understatement of the century.

 

Doctors warn against weird penis-enlarging ‘jelqing’ trend that claims to ‘add inch of girth’