Man sues his doctor after ‘botched penis enlargement op leaves him smaller than before’

In a twist that defies expectations (quite literally), Ilter Turkmen sought to enlarge his 4.7-inch ‘todger’ in Turkey. However, instead of a promised increase, his surgical journey left him with a diminished 4.3 inches.

Claiming agony, bleeding, and scars, Mr. Turkmen demanded compensation of 500,000 lira (£13,300). But Dr. Haluk Soylemez, the alleged ‘shrinkage’ specialist, refuted any fault in the procedure.

This peculiar lawsuit stands as a quirky reminder that sometimes, the pursuit of enlargement might end up in a sizeable legal mess. Stay tuned for this courtroom comedy that’ll make you ponder: Does size really matter after all?