Forget buggies and bonnets — the Amish are quietly entering the AI era. While the rest of us doomscroll ourselves into oblivion, Amish businessmen in Ohio are using ChatGPT to write emails, draft contracts, and even craft Valentine’s notes, all while still riding horses home after work. It’s the most wholesome tech rebellion imaginable: they’ll use AI, but only between 9-to-5 and definitely not in bed.

The Amish Are Embracing ChatGPT