Ladies and gentlemen, it’s time to play everyone’s favorite game – “Guess the Gender”! That’s right, thanks to a new law that’s making toy stores bend over backwards to accommodate the latest “woke” trend, shopping for children’s toys has never been more confusing. From gender-neutral action figures to anatomically-correct baby dolls, the toy aisle has become a veritable minefield of political correctness. So if you’re ready to throw up your hands in frustration and say “screw it, I’ll just buy them a rock,” then join the club, my friend. Because in this day and age, it seems like even the simplest things have to be needlessly complicated.