Listen up, folks – we’ve got a serious crisis on our hands. No, not climate change or the looming threat of nuclear war – something even scarier: a global population shortage! According to some experts, we might be heading towards a future where there just aren’t enough people to go around. We’re talking about empty cities, abandoned theme parks, and no more awkward small talk at family gatherings. Sure, it might sound like a dream come true for introverts, but for the rest of us, it’s a bleak and lonely future. So, if you were planning on not having kids, you might want to think twice – because it looks like the world needs more babies, stat!

Earth Is Kinda Running Out of People