This is highly useful, I’m in danger of being attacked by an ostrich frequently. At least three of my neighbors have one as a pet.

So you are walking along, you tip your hat to your neighbor and their ostrich slips its leash, WHAT DO YOU DO NEXT?

What weapons do they have? What martial arts have they studied? Do they come from a rough ostrich neighborhood? Did you say something awkward like “hows the weather up there”? (They hate that…).

So watch this video and see if it will help you defend yourself. You never know when you will confront and angry ostrich.