Yes, Mark Cuban has bought the entire town of Mustang, Texas. We don’t really know why, he just did. And of course the only bar is now named after Cuban.
So, of course, we have to ask the obvious questions.
Does he intend to declare himself emperor of mustang?
He he going to gradually annexed the area around him until he owns Texas?
Will he secede from Texas and establish a new country where Trump is not allowed?
People want to know the answers to this, so I leave it to the readers to call up Cuban, ask the question and post his responses in the comments below.