Three guys stuck on the world’s most “escape-proof” prison decided the solution was turning 50 prison-issued raincoats into a DIY life raft, with help from old Popular Mechanics magazines. Because nothing says “master criminal” like MacGyvering your way off Alcatraz using arts and crafts and vacuum cleaner parts. The FBI is still confused whether they drowned, made it to freedom, or are currently living as very tanned retirees in Brazil.