Move over, cryogenics and questionable supplements — a stealth startup is pitching the ultimate anti-aging hack: grow yourself a brainless clone body, pop your noggin in like swapping a hard drive, and live forever (probably). Backed by mysterious billionaires and sounding like a rejected Black Mirror script, R3 Bio is exploring “non-sentient organ sacks” that might one day become your new ride. The ethics are screaming, the science is questionable, and the yuck factor is off the charts, but hey, at least they’re not calling it “human cloning” in the pitch deck.

A Startup Has Been Quietly Pitching Cloned Human Bodies to Transfer Your Brain Into