Buckle up, Earthlings — the company that’s been yeeting rockets into space like it’s Black Friday at NASA just filed for an IPO. After years of rumors, Elon Musk’s SpaceX is apparently going public, and the valuation rumors are so absurd they make Bitcoin look like a savings account. With Starship still practicing its “controlled explosions” and a sudden pivot from Mars to a Moon city (because traffic is lighter), investors are about to find out if buying shares in humanity’s escape plan is a genius move or the most expensive meme stock in history.
SpaceX Files for IPO
