In the sleepy farmlands of Miami County, Kansas, one very angry bull decided freedom tasted better than hay and promptly busted out of the Paola Sale Barn like a bovine Houdini on a rampage. Sheriff’s deputies hit the sirens: “Aggressive bull loose near Stewart Lane and Harmony Road—do NOT try to pet it, call 911 instead!” Locals were probably double-checking their fences while picturing a 2,000-pound steak with anger issues loose in suburbia. Spoiler: the owners eventually wrangled the runaway beefcake, but not before it became the county’s most wanted moo-ster.
