Tampa International Airport has had it—with your cozy PJs, your comfy Crocs, and probably your entire “I just rolled out of bed” airport vibe. After “successfully” banning Crocs (because TSA shoe rules ruined the fun), they’re now fake-banning pajamas in a viral post that’s equal parts sassy mom energy and passive-aggressive plea: “We’ve seen enough. Have the difficult conversation.” It’s not enforceable, just Florida’s way of saying “please dress like you’re not heading to a slumber party at 30,000 feet.” Bonus: even the Transportation Secretary wants you in jeans. The horror.

Florida airport is “banning” flyers from wearing pajamas and crocs