Picture this: You’re chilling in a driverless Waymo, trusting AI with your life like it’s your overly confident Uber driver uncle, when suddenly the car decides train tracks are the new express lane. The robotaxi cruises straight onto Phoenix light rail rails like it’s auditioning for a demolition derby, stops randomly, and our hero passenger yeets himself out faster than you can say “autopilot fail.” Bystanders scream “Oh get out get out get out!” as the car keeps reversing into potential doom, proving once again that self-driving cars have the survival instincts of a confused Roomba on bath salts. Waymo’s “impressive safety record” just took another hilarious L—because nothing says “future” like bailing from your ride before it becomes a train sandwich.
Video Shows Passenger Bail From Waymo in Path of Oncoming Train
