Buckle up for the wildest boardroom drama since Enron: Palantir’s eccentric CEO Alex Karp, the guy who defends Trump and war crimes in one breath, squirms through an interview like he’s auditioning for a fidget spinner ad. Social media erupts with “cocaine skiing” theories as he twitches and rambles, only for the company to tweet about him “cross-country skiing” while launching a “Neurodivergent Fellowship” for hyperactive geniuses. Intentional troll or Freudian slip? Karp, the ski-hut-hoarding fitness freak, might just be winking at his alleged white-powder workouts. In a world of surveillance overlords, nothing says “elite builder” like a fellowship that screams “we’re all a little wired here”—DEI be damned!
Wait, Did Palantir Just Make a Joke About Its CEO Doing Cocaine?
