Move over, Elon and Zuck – the real masterminds of world domination have arrived, and they’re two 20-year-olds from Texas who decided the best way to become pirate kings was to recruit the entire Washington D.C. homeless population as their personal mercenary navy. Their five-star plan? Sail a Craigslist sailboat to Haiti, murder all the men on Gonâve Island, enslave the women and children, and finally live out their ultimate fantasy of being absolute monarchs of a 87,000-person tropical hellhole. Bonus points: one enrolled in a Dallas fire academy “for the skills” and the other joined the Air Force just to be closer to the recruiting grounds. This is what happens when you let 4chan raise your kids and then give them Google Maps.
Two Geniuses Planned to Raise Homeless Army and Take Over an Exotic Island
