The Vanvera – A Bizarre Fart-Neutralizing Accessory Used by 17th Aristocracy

In today’s episode of “2025 is a fever dream,” Nicki Minaj—certified Barb—swapped the pink wig for a UN microphone and thanked Donald Trump for saving Nigerian Christians faster than she once thanked Lil Wayne for discovering her. Yes, the woman who wrote “my anaconda don’t” is now on stage discussing genocide and religious persecution like she’s auditioning for Secretary of State (hot girl division). Somewhere Hillary Clinton is staring at a wall muttering “what happened,” while Kai Trump does the “Beez in the Trap” dance on the White House TikTok. We love chaos.