Ladies and gentlemen, a 20-something from Bnei Brak just attempted the world’s worst Pokémon cosplay by cramming 186 snakes, lizards, turtles, crabs, and frogs into his carry-on like it was a haunted Spirit Halloween suitcase. Customs opened it and basically needed a priest, an exterminator, and Noah on speed-dial. The animals were alive but understandably pissed — no legroom, no snacks, and TSA definitely didn’t approve the emotional-support python. This man didn’t just break the law; he invented a new extreme sport called “suitcase Jumanji.”

Man smuggles nearly 200 exotic animals stuffed in his luggage: See the wild photos