Picture this: Sam Altman, AI whisperer and doomsayer extraordinaire, is mid-chat with basketball coach Steve Kerr about saving humanity from rogue robots—when a guy storms the stage like a process server in a bad action movie. “Subpoena for Sam Altman!” he bellows, as the crowd boos louder than a Lakers game. Turns out, it’s no prank; it’s the San Francisco Public Defender serving papers for a trial where anti-AI activists are fighting to halt superintelligence before it turns us all into paperclips. Altman, who’s warned AI could end jobs, society, and existence itself, just got a taste of dramatic irony—booed offstage by his own apocalypse fears.
Sam Altman Gets Served Subpoena Live Onstage
