Meet Diane Blalock, a 68-year-old legend who turned “I want a drink” into a full-blown emergency. When a Florida bar refused to serve her a Jell-O shot, she did what any reasonable senior would do — she called 911. Three times. Because nothing says “this is an emergency” like being denied boozy gelatin at a place literally called the No Where Bar.
Calling 911 because a bar won’t serve you a Jell-O shot is what police refer to as a misuse of services
