The Enhanced Games — the “Olympics but make it steroids” — finally happened, and the funniest possible outcome occurred: several winners weren’t even on drugs. Organizers hyped up superhuman performances fueled by every substance known to man, only for clean athletes to steal the spotlight. The whole event became an expensive, slightly awkward reminder that biology still has jokes.
They Held a New Olympics Where Athletes Can Take as Many Drugs and Steroids as They Want, and the Funniest Possible Thing Happened
