There are hobbies, and then there are hobbies that make your neighbors close the curtains and reconsider their life choices. Somewhere between jogging and stamp collecting sits a man on fire, dragging a two-ton car with anatomy that was never meant to double as a tow hitch. It’s the kind of story that makes you wonder not “why?” but “how is this even medically possible?” And yet, against all odds—and probably several warnings—he did it anyway. Records were broken, dignity was negotiable, and remarkably, he walked away insisting everything is still… operational.
