Move over, Rembrandt — the Rijksmuseum just dropped the ultimate Dutch master: a 200-year-old sheep-appendix condom featuring a horny nun judging three priests like it’s a divine dating show. Complete with the caption “Voilà, mon choix,” this luxury French souvenir proves our ancestors were freaks too. History just got spicy.
Dutch museum to display 200-year-old condom probably made from sheep’s appendix
