Vice President JD Vance dropped the theological bombshell that UFOs aren’t little green men but actual demons doing weird aerial shenanigans, because of course that’s where his brain went. Harvard astrophysicist Avi Loeb clapped back with the scientific equivalent of “bro, maybe chill with the pessimism and let’s stay optimistic about potential alien tech instead.” While Vance is gearing up to raid Area 51 with holy water, Loeb is out here suggesting we might just meet the better angels of the Milky Way. Theology versus telescopes: round one, fight!

Harvard scientist responds to Vice President JD Vance’s claims UFOs are ‘demons’