Kratom — the “natural” plant powder sold next to energy drinks and vape juice — has seen poisonings explode by 1,200% while fans insist it’s just a harmless mood booster that also cures opioid addiction. Scientists politely point out it’s basically an unregulated opioid that can cause seizures, liver failure, and withdrawal that feels like breaking up with heroin. But sure, keep calling it “herbal wellness” while regulators scramble to keep up with the body count.

Kratom poisonings surged 1,200% over the past decade, and regulators are struggling to keep up with the dangers