Ah, Canada—land of maple syrup, polite apologies, and apparently the fastest-growing export: state-sponsored exits. As MAID racks up over 100,000 euthanasias (that’s more than all Canadian WWII battle deaths combined), it’s like the country decided “sorry about the cold winters” wasn’t enough suffering, so they upgraded to “sorry about your life, here’s a doctor with a lethal injection.” With 45 people per day checking out—way more than shelter dogs in 2021—it’s almost impressive efficiency. Who needs hockey playoffs when you’ve got the world’s most enthusiastic end-of-life program? Next up: MAID loyalty cards—10th one free!
Canada set to surpass 100,000 assisted suicides — more than the country’s WWII death toll
