In the latest episode of “How to Troll a President 101,” former South Park scribe Toby Morton has launched draftbarrontrump.com, a masterpiece of patriotic sarcasm urging Barron to grab his helmet and head to the front lines in Iran’s sandy backyard. Because nothing says “family values” like volunteering the youngest Trump for a war his dad kicked off—presumably to keep those pesky Epstein files buried under Middle Eastern dunes. Morton’s site oozes fake enthusiasm: “Strength is inherited. Dog Bless Barron.” Meanwhile, the internet erupts in cheers, because if anyone’s earning a Purple Heart for bravery in meme warfare, it’s this guy.
This ‘South Park’ Writer Is Trying To Get Barron Trump Drafted
