Imagine your loyal pup fetching the morning paper, rolling over for belly rubs, and… moonlighting as a furry trash mafia enforcer? In sunny Catania, Italy, one crafty owner allegedly turned his dog into the ultimate eco-dodger: trained to trot out with plastic bags in mouth, stealthily dump them roadside like a four-legged litter bandit, then trot home with plausible deniability. Authorities caught the pup red-pawed (or black-pawed?) on CCTV, slapped the human with a fine, and declared that “inventiveness can never be an alibi for incivility.” Who needs a Roomba when you’ve got a rogue retriever on payroll?
