Russian Startup Allegedly Uses Brain Implants to Turn Pigeons into Surveillance Drones

In a plot twist straight out of a bad spy movie crossed with a pigeon fancier’s fever dream, a plucky Moscow startup has decided that the future of surveillance isn’t sleek quadcopters—it’s feathered friends with felony vibes. Meet Neiry’s cyborg pigeons: ordinary birds turned into solar-powered, brain-zapped biodrones that soar 300 miles a day, snap pics from your grandma’s windowsill, and never need a charging cable. Because why use a drone when you can hijack nature’s original flying poop machine and make it work for the greater good (or whatever shadowy agenda is paying the bills)?