Ah, the future is here: tiny robots delivering your burrito, except this one decided to cosplay as a very stationary speed bump on active train tracks. Coco Robotics’ little wheeled minion froze like it saw a ghost (or maybe just bad Wi-Fi), ignored the blaring horn for 15 full minutes, and got turned into modern art by a Brightline locomotive. No food was harmed, but the bot? Total pancake. Company calls it “extremely rare”—sure, like robots suddenly developing a death wish for trains is totally normal. Meanwhile, Teslas and Waymos are out here racing them to the tracks. Cowcatchers for everyone!
Delivery Robot Gets Stuck on Train Tracks, Gets Obliterated by Locomotive
