Picture this: Prince Harry, the man who once dodged paparazzi like Olympic hurdles, now stands in a London courtroom fighting back actual tears while declaring the Daily Mail turned Meghan’s life into “an absolute misery.” It’s like watching a rom-com villain monologue, except the villain is a newspaper empire that’s been allegedly spying since the 90s. With Elton John and Elizabeth Hurley as his legal squad (because why not turn a privacy lawsuit into a celebrity Avengers assemble?), Harry spills that the tabloids made him “paranoid beyond belief,” drove him toward substances just for sales, and basically treated his life like a never-ending reality show subscription. The defense? “Preposterous!” they cry, while everyone else wonders if this is the plot twist where the royals finally sue their own press clippings.
Prince Harry fights back tears in court, says UK tabloids made Meghan Markle’s life ‘an absolute misery’
