Imagine if your weekend joint came with nutrition facts like a craft beer: “Serving size: one suspiciously large blunt. THC units: enough to forget you have a job on Monday.” Scientists from the University of Bath have finally done the math, proposing “standard THC units” to track your puffing like shots of tequila. No more guessing if that mega-potency strain is a chill vibe or a one-way ticket to “why did I text my ex at 3 a.m.?” disorder. They even dropped weekly limits so you can toke responsibly—or at least pretend to while blaming science for your munchies.

Scientists Figured Out a Standard Measure For Cannabis Use