Police officers respond to a lot of strange calls, but few prepare you for finding a raccoon passed out in a liquor store bathroom. After breaking in through the ceiling and sampling the merchandise, one Virginia raccoon went on a bender that ended not with a daring escape, but with a nap next to a toilet. Authorities say he was detained, sobered up, and released—likely with a headache and a very confusing memory of the night before.
Spirit animal: Raccoon gets drunk as a skunk in a booze store – and sleeps off hangover in the toilet
