Freak Diving Accident Causes Man’s Body to Swell Up And Doctors Have No Idea How to Fix It

Meet Willy, the Peruvian diver who ascended too fast and accidentally turned himself into the world’s buffest pool floatie. Nitrogen bubbles parked themselves in his arms and chest like uninvited houseguests, inflating his biceps to the size of prize hams. Twelve years later he’s still waiting for science to invent the human equivalent of poking a balloon animal with a pin. Moral of the story: respect the sea, or the sea will turn you into a walking Michelin Man.