Picture this: Jeff Bezos, fresh off buying another yacht the size of Delaware, proudly unveils a 12-inch glowing toaster that supposedly turns Moon dust into a battery so astronauts can binge Netflix during the two-week lunar night. The catch? The entire thing was designed by Amazon’s “agentic AI” that apparently hallucinated a heat exchanger faster than your uncle hallucinates political conspiracies at Thanksgiving. Blue Origin spent the whole demo bragging about how AI slashed development time by 75% instead of, you know, proving the damn thing actually works. Somewhere on the Moon, a pile of regolith is whispering, “Please test me before you hype me.”
There’s Something Very Weird About Blue Origin’s Device That Generates Electricity From Moon Dust
