It’s one thing to have a raccoon problem, but imagine calling animal control only to discover the “wildlife” under your home is a fully-grown, very human man—completely naked. For a 93-year-old woman in California, the strange noises coming from her crawlspace turned into a bizarre, tear-gas-filled eviction that might just make her rethink her property’s guest policy.
Woman Who Heard “Animal Noises” from Under Her House Had Naked Man Living There
