At Art Basel Miami, famed NFT artist Beeple unveiled his masterpiece: hyper-realistic robot dogs wearing the disembodied heads of Elon, Zuck, and Bezos that scurry around a pen periodically squatting to 3D-print “100% organic dogshit” NFT certificates. Each one sold for $100k (except the Bezos model—Jeff probably wanted royalties). It’s like if Black Mirror and a trust-fund dachshund had a baby that only accepts Ethereum.
