Congratulations, pet owners: your chonky cat’s emotional support cheesecake days are numbered. Scientists are officially turning Ozempic into “Ozempets,” complete with six-month slow-release microchip implants so Mr. Whiskers can get skinny while still judging you from the countertop. Vets are calling it “magic”; the rest of us are calling it the inevitable conclusion of a society that put leggings on dogs and now demands they fit into them. Somewhere a Labrador is staring at a salad and wondering where humanity went wrong.
Scientists Testing GLP-1s for Overweight Dogs and Cats
