On a recent episode of The Kardashians, Kim stared at a pastel brain scan while a doctor in a white coat gravely announced she has “holes” and “low activity” up there, presumably from years of carrying the family’s emotional labor. The internet collectively gasped, until actual brain scientists showed up and said, “Girl, that’s just a $4,000 Snapchat filter for your brain called SPECT. Those aren’t holes, that’s where the common sense was supposed to go, but the clinic still charged extra for the glitter effect.”

‘Holes’ in Kim Kardashian’s Brain Scan May Not Be What They Seem, Expert Says